elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
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shiiiiiiiro:

やったー!ニャースが会いに来てくれたよー!
arcadiaart:

Gullaume Seignac, “L’abandon”.
shirogami replied to your post:
fuckin i wanna read the manga but ugh i dont even know where I should start help me negaa

I just read the last 10-20 or so chapters to catch up with what was going on. The way things have been going for the last billion chapters it’s not even worth reading it fully imo. I check in every once in a while.

Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat.

When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.

It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

I mean, it’s just true.

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tugboatproceedless:

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is it just me or are all the guys on this site getting progressively more naked

*cough* now its your turn *cough*

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taking off my glove flap

A glove flap good sir? How delightfully scandalous.  Allow me to raise you…

a full glove.

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Tag your porn people

leemicho replied to your post:

idek what happened. sasuke is back now or some shit?

Ya, and he wants to be hokage cuz he’s been on some hard ass drugs for the majority of the series.

Sorry for all the Naruto spam guys, I just don’t fucking understand what’s going on anymore.