imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread
later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”
No one bites like Lestat.
No one fights like Lestat.
Or keeps secrets out of pure spite like Lestat
There’s no vampire in town who is quite as sassy.
Oh, what a guy!
::cackles with laughter::